60-4: New Born Porn
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| Author | zoasBE |
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| Tags | author:zoasbe featured rated uap zoassuperstructuressuperstructuressuperstructures |
| Created | 2012-12-14 |
| Last Modified | 2012-12-14 |
| Rating |
4 by 23 people.
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| Description | Hope you like it! |
This map was featured on 2013-01-30
What do we got here.. A weird Reviewer on a weird map from a weird user.. sounds awesome.
New Born Porn shows how strange amazing maps can be. This map offers a bizzare concept, great execution and a funny feeling after playing it. It really is like porn, shaking the whole time, a red stream of ... whatsoever.
But what really makes this map amazing is the awesome gameplay itself. It's something new, challenging and fun to play.. like every zoas map. However this map is outstanding. You will know what I mean when you play it by yourself.
— Meanapple
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Comments
2014-07-15
saw this and
thought gameplay was dull. Poor feature. I liked your http://www.nmaps.net/223108 though -randomrunonboard rated
2013-06-14
wow, look at all that rage
lol! nice tiles man
http://pastebin.com/gEvsxJtG
http://pastebin.com/gEvsxJtG
2013-02-01
I was making a deliberate effort to put aside my prejudices and judge the map as I would any other
What I find ironic is how you always try and get people to talk about the map and not other things, yet you flamebait on your /own/ map of all things
2013-02-01
Pizzles,
let's face it, you never have given me positive feedback in over two years, nothing that I do you like, everything about me you think is painful, you've shown me on many occasions and on many comments and I might even say more, it was you who wanted to retire me as a reviewer time ago. Please do not be cynical, at least have the balls to admit what you do and how you behave towards me. And of course you are in the right to not like or appreciate my work, but comments like "amlt only have 9 featured maps to me because I'm not counting zoas' one" time ago only proves what I've just said.
By qualifying their opinions with your own speculations and sentiments. My comment wasn't even remotely hostile compared to some of the others, I don't know why you get so worked up over other people's opinions differing from yours.
2013-01-31
Oh,
Then, I think you took it for much than a single hour. See, just right now at this moment even that featured didn't have 24 hours as Featured. You took it for more than 13 hours.. Anyway, :P
2013-01-31
Im talking about
submitting this review on your day,
I submit it 1 hour to early :/
I submit it 1 hour to early :/
2013-01-31
Is not that bad manzana,
You didn't listen to nDEAV or Pizzles, they only write that trying to enerve and undervalue me and despise somehow, especially the second one, is pure bullshit. Just that. Thank you manzana.
2013-01-31
yea I'm sorry
this 1 hour was extremely bad choosen from me :(
2013-01-31
OMFG
Why is it always me lol.
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2013-01-31
nDeavor
All visitors on the site. Like, 3 who aren't members? :P
But yeah. Map is cool but I probably wouldn't have featured it. Whatever. Zoas is still a good author and the review made me laugh.
But yeah. Map is cool but I probably wouldn't have featured it. Whatever. Zoas is still a good author and the review made me laugh.
It started off promising but ended up being a lot of holding left and right, as others have said the concept could have been and certainly has been used more effectively in the past.
2013-01-30
second feature in a row
actually, I can review again. like on a weekly basis.
2013-01-30
zoas, you're still awesome
2013-01-30
I have to agree with nD here
It's a neat little concept, but the gameplay is dry and boring. Honestly, I don't see this as being feature-worthy: I'm sure there are plenty more quality maps to feature. Seeing a concept map feature every now and then is fine, but this and yesterday's feature seem sub-par to me.
2013-01-30
dilemna :P
steal back YOUR review, or allow la jugo de manzana to take it with your map haha :D
2013-01-30
CONGRATZ!
I was planning a feature within the next few days, but you have one here instead ;)
2013-01-30
I saw worse featured maps
really, and they where praised
Well, first off, congrats zoasBE on the feature. But secondly, this map is actually terrible. I know it is just my opinion and all that jazz, but really, this map is deemed worthy to be featured on the front page of NUMA for all visitors to the site to view. It is a cool little concept that could have been used in a far better way, if the quality of featured maps was put into question by the last map then this one is hook, line, and sinker.
Not impressed.
Not impressed.
2013-01-30
This is strange!
It's wonderful!
2012-12-17
AGD
Fun map indeed ;)
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2012-12-16
AGD.
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2012-12-14
this
was pretty fun. I like the disapearing floor but it made running jittery. other than that this map was sweet.
(5ϕ/2) out of 5
(5ϕ/2) out of 5
http://www.nmaps.net/224649 [nmaps.net]
2012-12-14
Wow! :O Thank you!
But I think my run is not perfect. When getting the first gold group I failed at jumping to the corner on the left to get more speed and I could have used the ceiling near the launchpads. And of course cleaning is always possible.
2012-12-14
A W E S O M E macronhery!!!
I can write a few words about your HS run macro?
Hell!! There were two times that my mouth leave a 'wow' out loud literally! The first time was at the begining when you jump after geting the switch to the locked door crossing the road, this propulsion/direction you acquire hitting slightly that unlocked locked-door. The second time was at the end when you escape so close from that laser the last time it loads. In general terms this is overall a perfect run, each part it's really well executed, the collection of the gold groups was really class, specially the first and last groups. Also I like how you time the laser and the last jump with the launchpads to the exit. Definitely, this is an extremely fast run, so clean and so neat. Congrats man!!
Hell!! There were two times that my mouth leave a 'wow' out loud literally! The first time was at the begining when you jump after geting the switch to the locked door crossing the road, this propulsion/direction you acquire hitting slightly that unlocked locked-door. The second time was at the end when you escape so close from that laser the last time it loads. In general terms this is overall a perfect run, each part it's really well executed, the collection of the gold groups was really class, specially the first and last groups. Also I like how you time the laser and the last jump with the launchpads to the exit. Definitely, this is an extremely fast run, so clean and so neat. Congrats man!!
2012-12-14
AGD
;)
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James_s1_4
that map showed