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Michael Vick is a Rapist

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Author Guiseppi
Tags author:guiseppi playable rated
Created 2007-08-15
Last Modified 2007-08-15
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2
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Description As you all know, Michael Vick, the famous baseball player, was recently arrested on charges of breaking and entering... his dog's hymen. That's right, Michael Vick bought a bunch of dogs and raped them all in a huge beastiality rape orgy. This was a very sad thing indeed, because all of the dogs died after they caught the ebola virus that Michael Vick was carrying. He has plead guilty to the charge of dog rape, but has pleaded innocent to an unrelated charge of urinating on a short woman's shoulder. His trial will start next week.

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0/5

cause it makes N crash for me.
otherwise it would have been a 4. (it looks so fun!)

NO!

YOU FORGOT THAT HE WAS SUED FOR PROBABLY 60 BILLION DOLLARS LOL

strange

VERY strange. may I ask what the door is for, I'm lost, it doesn't seem to do anything.

I... I...

WHAT

BAHAHAHA

This great.

and by the way

nice map. funny story. im going to give it a 3.

A little Reply

sorry sorry sorry i know this doesnt have to do wit hoyur map but the trick to my map SLOPE is to run to the left stop on the block right after leading to the key corridor wait for the right time run down to the key run up the slope and from there youre on your own
He fought dogs!

He did it!

I saw it! He pissed on that poor lady's shoulder! *breaks down crying* BRING HIM TO JUSTICE, GUISEPPI!

5/5 because you were so informative with this map.

lame