I said to myself, "Self, I'm sick of evilbob, mrgy, templex, and every other decent map maker on this damned site. I'm going to find the worst map on numa and really enjoy the badness. That's a quality people almost never take into account when rating and I want to revel in it."

I've got to say; it's not the worst map on numa, but this sure hit the spot. The object clumping, the useless gold, the randomness of the turrets, the banal back and forth action at the end: it all came together in a beautiful and sublime magnum opus of putrid map making.

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Incomprehensible. I was going to give it a 2/5, but then I played to the end with the unnecessary time-wasting. How is any of this a "puzzle?"