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I will currently do a collab with ALMOST ANYONE

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one cow to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The government took them and gives you 2 cans of milk.

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The government took them and sells you the milk.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The government took them and shoots you.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have 2 cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your cattle are proliferating and economy grows.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL

You have 2 cows.

You chop them off.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce similar amount of 4 cows' milk.

Then, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow died.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

You go on strike, gather supporters, and blockade the road because you want to have 3 cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

You redesign them so they can produce 20-fold of milk.

Then you create a cartoon profile of smart cow, called "Cowkemon" and sell it to the whole world.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

You engineer them to live for more than 100 years, consume only one meal per month, and they can milk each other.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

You don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch instead.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

You count them and realise you have 5 cows.

You count them again and realise you have 42 cows.

You count them again and find out that you only have 2 cows.

You stop counting and open a bottle of Vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5,000 cows.

No one is yours.

You keep them safely and charge some administration fee to the owner.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

You have 300 men to milk them.

You declare that there's no unemployment, and high value of milk production.

You arrest the journalist who reported the reality.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have 2 cows

You worship them.

BRITISH CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

Both are mad cows.

IRAQ CORPORATION

Everybody thinks that you have number of cows.

You tell them that you have only one cow.

Nobody believes you, and then they start to bombard your area and invade your country.

You're still having no cow, but at least you're now a part of democracy.

NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

The cow in the left looks so attractive.

AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

The business looks promising.

You close your office and go for a beer to celebrate it.

INDONESIAN CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

Both are stolen cows.

Then you sell them.

You put the money in an ill-defined non-budgeter account.

Then you use some of it to fund your political party campaign.

But you save the majority for your posterity.

MALAYSIAN CORPORATION

You have 2 cows.

Both you stole from Indonesia.

SINGAPORE CORPORATION

You have 2 cows

One cow with a limping left leg escaped.

The Indonesian captured it and refused to return until you send them the remaining cow.

Z3PHYR

I am a cow.

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