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Author	flagmyidol
Tags	aldaric author:flagmyidol pot3 rated story
Created	2010-04-14
Last Modified	2010-12-19
Rating	4 by 5 people.
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Description	nevershine wanted a story/adventure, so we made a map and I wrote a little story for it. Perhaps it was inevitable that the ninja would become a pirate after his ten-column career had come to a fiery conclusion; there aren't many other occupations available for a gold-lusting, sharp-angled badass. For years, he sailed the seas, plundered and ~~raped~~ (still no dick, dammit) ... sailed some more, did pirate-y stuff all day, "Yaarrrrrrr'd" with the best of them, etc. On the ninja's final voyage, everything went to shit. Rounding Cape Horn, he and his crew gave new meaning to the somewhat literally-minded term 'shipwreck.' He alone survived, floating slowly amongst the waves (<3), surrounded by treasure, angry underwater sea creatures, and the wreckage of his once-beautiful ship, Look Ma, No Penis. Natural instinct set in -- the ninja swam toward the constant companion of his old rambles: the exit door. But he had never encountered what he saw as he swam up. The door was blocked, unreachable. The adventure was over, and it ended as it never before had -- in death.

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Mechtradevil

2010-04-14

whoops

I totally lied; that's an old server link.. here's what's up: http://forum.ninjarobotyeti.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=3085&p=120571#p120571

Mechtradevil

2010-04-14

hey thanks man

just fyi, you can get to any of my maps from here: http://forum.therealn.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=3085

I may give this a play later and try for an AGD..

flagmyidol

2010-04-14

<3 Mechtra

Nice jump, destiny, but there are some easy ways to get up top.

Aldaric

2010-04-14

5aved :P

This is just so great.

_destiny^-

2010-04-14

The top left gold

Argh, got so close

Also, I do the coolest motherfucking drop right the way across the map AND SURVIVE. It's awesome.

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Mechtradevil

2010-04-14

4

tasty laser action. Nice nice.

flagmyidol

2010-04-14

Something of a concept map, but it looks all right. For PoT3.

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The "<3" is for the Pearl Jam song.