Dangerous Waters
This map was featured on 2009-06-25
Strawberries and cream. Cookies and cream. Eganic, PNI and cream. All combinations that taste sweet on the tongue. Individually, these guys make some pretty different maps, but when you get them in the same recipe, you get something that you’d expect from neither. Instead of something quirky or slightly disjointed, the best of both authors mix into a smooth cream and produce a map that’s light on the palette but heavy on my heart. I don’t know why. It just works crazily well. Have a taste, and don’t forget to lick the spoon. That gauss-sauce can get anywhere o_O
CREAM!
— Guitar_Hero_Matt
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Comments
2009-08-19
GTM is a perfectly good reviewer
Though (I really hate to say this) this is hardly the cream of his crop.
2009-08-04
It deserved to be featured IMO!
5.
2009-06-28
BWAHAHAHA!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
2009-06-28
That's hilarious GTM!
2009-06-27
O_O
Whatever. :P
2009-06-27
haha i like that:
"...waving your ego about like a stop sign..."
if you ask me, a good reviewer should be able to conjure up witty remarks like all the time.
that being said, there was an apparent lack of witty remarks in the review ;_l
if you ask me, a good reviewer should be able to conjure up witty remarks like all the time.
that being said, there was an apparent lack of witty remarks in the review ;_l
2009-06-27
If he's a drug crazed sex addict
I think I know him pretty well PNI :P
and FYI i'm not calling you a newb in the aspect of reviewing, merely just based on your longevity as a map maker here and don't take what I say seriously. just sometimes you piss me off :)
and FYI i'm not calling you a newb in the aspect of reviewing, merely just based on your longevity as a map maker here and don't take what I say seriously. just sometimes you piss me off :)
2009-06-27
Well
The review is terrible to be honest. I burst out laughing reading it, since it was a little disgusting. And yeah, byonic, "Don't forget to lick the spoon" was what did it for me too.
2009-06-27
Aha, just spotted the tags.
I guess that adds to the context :(
Sorry Pixon. Eganic.
Sorry Pixon. Eganic.
2009-06-27
Oh, also.
24 reviews does not constitute being a newb, disliking a review does not constitute waving your ego about like a stop sign and disjointed, combinations and individually do not constitute big words. Please, at least get your factys right when you try to justify something, ska.
2009-06-27
Haha, fine.
As long as this doesn't lead to another "He should be sacked" debate I'm fine. OHWAIT.
Also, none of that innuendo was intentional. NONE. Christ, I was talking about cooking. ;_;
Also, none of that innuendo was intentional. NONE. Christ, I was talking about cooking. ;_;
2009-06-27
@Ska
OK, it's not a great review, but I don't think luck had anything to do with GTM's appointment to the position of reviewer, and, to be frank, your contribution hasn't added anything to this. If you're going to criticise something, criticise the map like you're supposed to (that's what featuring is for), not the review and someone who, in reviewing terms is more experienced than you. I think GTM has been a reviewer long enough to know what he's doing - everyone has a bad day sometime. There's certainly no need to nitpick over the quality of the review when it's the quality of the map that you should be judging.
Oh, and the only big words I could find in his review were "strawberries", "combination" and "individually", and I seriously doubt anyone could have any problems with those.
Oh, and the only big words I could find in his review were "strawberries", "combination" and "individually", and I seriously doubt anyone could have any problems with those.
2009-06-27
First try AGD.
Fun, I guess.
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2009-06-27
Eganic, PNI, and cream.
Don't forget to lick the spoon. Is GHM the producer of a low class porn film?
2009-06-27
I have to agree with Micky.
'Cream' sounded like you used in the context of 'spooge'.
Fucke* up review GHM, fucke* up.
Fucke* up review GHM, fucke* up.
2009-06-27
This feature was reviewed on 2009-06-27
This is another example of newbies thinking they are the shit, just because they've been lucky enough to have the 'Reviewer' sash draped over their shoulder.
GHM, I hope you were high when you wrote this. You've just tried to rattle off big words that don't explain anything about the map.
"...The best of both authors mix into a smooth cream and produce a map that’s light on the palette but heavy on my heart. I don’t know why..."
What is this? Seriously? Light on the palette? Heavy on your heart? Do you actually know what a heavy heart is? Look it up and you will see I look upon this review with a much maligned attitude and a heavy heart.
GHM, I hope you were high when you wrote this. You've just tried to rattle off big words that don't explain anything about the map.
"...The best of both authors mix into a smooth cream and produce a map that’s light on the palette but heavy on my heart. I don’t know why..."
What is this? Seriously? Light on the palette? Heavy on your heart? Do you actually know what a heavy heart is? Look it up and you will see I look upon this review with a much maligned attitude and a heavy heart.
2009-06-26
I'm sorry.
But that review was atrocious.
2009-06-26
After playing it.
I didn't like the drones in the floor. The bounceblocks and starting position were minor annoyances. However, I did like the look of the map and the top section.
2009-06-26
Bloody hell.
The review sounds like what I'd imagine to be a blurb for a gay porn movie!
2009-06-26
Decent AGD
Probably improvable, but this one's got close calls and tricks.
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2009-06-26
Death demo but most see.
Sorry for the sapm but I had to post this. Look at the shark drones merge PERFECTLY I mean like flawlessly. Crazy demo even if I screwed up.
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2009-06-26
OMG I just played this.
The shark drones are such a great idea. I love this map.
2009-06-26
Oh crap.
Be careful do the following very carefully: the cream out of to make sure it is uncontaminated. Make sure to not the cream on yourself or you have a chance of. Hoped that.
2009-06-26
Uh...
I accidentally a whole cream! Is this dangerous?
2009-06-25
Happy Birthday/Feature PNI/Eganic!
2009-06-25
Ya know, just to rub it in ChaoStar
;D
2009-06-25
but.
eganic doesn't get a featured link on his profile. wish there was a way to credit both authors when someone subs a collab.
(like on the MoA site.)
(like on the MoA site.)
2009-06-25
Great and flowy map
I just enjoyed it. 5/5
Mohit_Ghune
a comment after 4 yrs... o_O
speedrun
5/5