FUCK YO' COUCH!
This map was featured on 2009-07-16
FOR SALE: Dark Grey Couch with slight wear and tear. Couch Measures 7.5' x 3.5' x 2.8' and is in Alright Condition. Pleasing grey pillows included for no extra cost. Stains might come out with heavy duty cleaner, but no guarantees. Please bring your own transportation for this couch as it is extremely heavy and very dangerous to move. Currently priced at $75, but may increase as demand rises.
if you have anymore questions email me at fuck@yocouch.com
— PALEMOON
Comments
2012-10-13
The arm rests are too small.
0/5
2012-05-16
People taking maps too seriously here.
2011-01-23
I'M RICK JAMES
BITCH
2010-09-05
Good times.
And nobody understood the reference "fuck yo couch" either... :(
Good times, good times.
Good times, good times.
2009-07-18
yeah, santa_hat_crusader...
That sounds like a f.u.cking b!tch!n' filter.
2009-07-18
dunno how easy this would be to implement
but this one site changes all swear words from to asteriskes, so it's just a simple filter, fuck becomes f*** or ****
uhm... right. I'm PALEMOON everybody. Or rather, PALEMOON is I. Just in case you didn't get the memo.
@ska:
Because it's in-fucking-possible to moderate language on this site, but we have to compromise by moderating other types of content. If we banned every user that repeatedly used foul language then you and I and almost everybody except for the goody-goody two shoes would be gone.
@ska:
Because it's in-fucking-possible to moderate language on this site, but we have to compromise by moderating other types of content. If we banned every user that repeatedly used foul language then you and I and almost everybody except for the goody-goody two shoes would be gone.
More people would like it. It wouldn't of been delisted. There wouldn't be so much comments.
I keep thinking Origami_alligator featured this.
I keep thinking Origami_alligator featured this.
Bollocks bollocks bollocks! You're just so wrong. SO SO WRONG! AAAAHHH.
2009-07-17
/me sits on couch
2009-07-17
Relisted.
Let's all just sit on the couch for a while and think about what we've done.
2009-07-17
>.>
Frankly, I think it's hilarious.
when everyone can still see it and complain by going into the featured maps archive? Relist it, please. Do Brttrx the justice.
2009-07-17
meh
origami_alligator, you're missing the point! Coarse Language is the problem - heck, it is probably worse than tiles immaturely shaped like tiles. Now personally, I have been pretty much desensitizied to offensive language, however, the higher-ups are being hypocrites by not allowing a certain type of object arrangement in maps, yet allow swearing. Make NUMA either G or MA15+ not some weird nonsensical compromise. That's what I'm trying to say.
2009-07-17
@Southpaw
One unknown author who makes good maps coming right up: http://www.nmaps.net/user/Rocketius [nmaps.net].
Anyway, the occasional silly feature is justified, after all, we all like a laugh, right? It's just a joke, and I respect that PALEMOON put his balls on the line for the sake of comedy. Yeah.
Anyway, the occasional silly feature is justified, after all, we all like a laugh, right? It's just a joke, and I respect that PALEMOON put his balls on the line for the sake of comedy. Yeah.
2009-07-17
Alot of controversy on this map
It was a silly thing to feature, like asthe said, but it is funny. It's just a little fun. Get over it.
Pitch, the reason so many maps from well known authors are featured is because then the reviewers know where to look. Chances are, if the author is well known for their mapping ability, they're going to have some masterpieces. I agree, alot of authors - Yungerkid, for example - do deserve features but don't have one. But not every map on NUMA can be featured, and when you say that, it makes it sound like you're just gasping for a feature.
So yeah, settle down everyone. It's just some fun.
Pitch, the reason so many maps from well known authors are featured is because then the reviewers know where to look. Chances are, if the author is well known for their mapping ability, they're going to have some masterpieces. I agree, alot of authors - Yungerkid, for example - do deserve features but don't have one. But not every map on NUMA can be featured, and when you say that, it makes it sound like you're just gasping for a feature.
So yeah, settle down everyone. It's just some fun.
2009-07-17
wow i don't like southpaw
2009-07-17
What the heck, why was it delisted?
As someone said, if reviewers have the right to post maps like this, we have the right to voice our opinions against them. I personally think it's a pretty tight couch, i dislike the swearing and all the stink people are making about this feature.
And maps by unknown or lesser known mappers are preferable, because oftentimes people who are greatly known get a lot of their maps featured while lesser known (but good) mappers don't get features. As Origami Alligator said, it's hard to find unknown mappers, but hey, why don't reviewers just step up and find them, don't sit back and be lazy.
I'd be willing to try to find those maps, i run in to them at least "3 to 4" times a month going through random maps in Nreality. So if the reviewers aren't going to step up and diversify in their reviewed maps, i'll go apply. am i overreacting? probably. but oh well
And maps by unknown or lesser known mappers are preferable, because oftentimes people who are greatly known get a lot of their maps featured while lesser known (but good) mappers don't get features. As Origami Alligator said, it's hard to find unknown mappers, but hey, why don't reviewers just step up and find them, don't sit back and be lazy.
I'd be willing to try to find those maps, i run in to them at least "3 to 4" times a month going through random maps in Nreality. So if the reviewers aren't going to step up and diversify in their reviewed maps, i'll go apply. am i overreacting? probably. but oh well
2009-07-17
@ska:
"This should already be obvious to everyone, but evidently it's not: NUMA is frequented by many people of all ages, including children. As such, obscene maps - for example, maps depicting male or female anatomy, or similar - are not welcome. Plus, they're incredibly childish." - NUMA announcement
Also, couch =/= penis
Also, couch =/= penis
2009-07-17
*MAP DELISTED*
WANTED: Lite or DARK grey couch with new upholstery. Big enough to seat 3 comfortably, preferred with ninja inside cushions for extra support. If you have, please call at 18004ACOUCH.
2009-07-17
mmm
in all serious though, how come the very same moderators who approve of this map don't approve of tiles shaped like penises? Seems a bit contraDICKting to me.
2009-07-17
Uh, PNI and teraza.
Brttrx posted a map today. On NUMA. Today.
I do feel very slightly angry that this is one chance that a good map wasn't featured, with that map by some crazy reason being my first featured map, but I don't care that much as long as 3 or 4 people see my said map. No, the only thing I really oppose of this is the unkind word in the title.
I could've made just as good of a couch, but I wasn't the one who thought of the idea. Funny idea, I had a good time figuring out why somebody featured it (especially somebody named palemoon) and got a good laugh out of it. I overall approve of this feature.
I could've made just as good of a couch, but I wasn't the one who thought of the idea. Funny idea, I had a good time figuring out why somebody featured it (especially somebody named palemoon) and got a good laugh out of it. I overall approve of this feature.
2009-07-17
Oh and PNI
This is the latest I've seen him [nmaps.net]
1211
Awesome.